Thursday, August 8, 2019

WWE Raw Review - August 5, 2019

Pittsburgh, PA - (04-05-2019)


I like the new intro and music. A darker edgier sound. And Samoa Joe hijacks Raw right away. Oh he is accused of running Roman Reigns over . Ok I heard Paul Heyman was writing things now.

Here comes “The Man” Becky Lynch...

1 - Becky Lynch (RAW Women’s Champion) & Charlotte Flair vs. Natalya & Trish Stratus???

Trish vs Charlotte at Summerslam and Becky vs Natalya too .. I like both those matches. Tonight’s Raw looks awesome. Of course I did smoke some green just now so...

Anyhow, when’s Summerslam? Soon right?
Gotta eat something...

The #womensdivision looks great in #WWE right now with #TrishStratus vs #CharlotteFlair at #SummerSlam watch the fuck out!

Becky vs Natalya is a submission match?? Cool!

Charlotte vs Trish Stratus is a dream match and Charlotte is in her prime right now looking great in ring.

She abandons Becky

Nattie looks strong as she puts Becky in a sharpshooter but doesn’t break the hold and gets dq’d.. natties the heel .. Trish didn’t do much. 

A lot of different booking here .. very noticeable.

[B] Winners: Becky and Charlotte via disqualification 

- ok decent tag match to build towards SS. When again?

[B]2 - Rey Mysterio vs. Andrade Cien Almas

Revenge for Mysterio?

Nice sunset flip into the barricade by Rey .. simple lucha match back and forth action... Rey Mysterio looks better than ever I must admit

* enter meeting Rey Mysterio stories *

What a great match here... great lucha libre action... 619 and Selina Vega tries to interfere but long enough distraction not once but twice and ..

[B]Andrade pins Rey Mysterio

Mysterio has to get his win back at SummerSlam

- Oh yeah first ever pregnant champion .. Maria Kanellis is the first 24/7 Pregnant Champion ... Maria has come a long way as a performer.

Mike Kanellis tricks Maria but R Truth dressed up as a woman and pins Mike in the waiting room .. wtf???

Becky cuts a promo at Natalya but
Badass promo by Nattie ... I’m surprised 

Here comes the beast!!

- Brock Lesnar w/Paul Heyman promo in ring - 

Just found out SS is this Sunday!!! Brother!!!

So it’s Seth Rollins and Brock again at SS as Brock and Heyman watch their attack on Rollins in complete joy. .. a long interesting promo by Heyman as usual. 

And here comes the safest shit I’ve ever seen.. Seth Rollins who can barely move butoh must be a trick... no??? It’s not a trick Seth is an idiot for trying to fight Brock all fucked up. He needs to heal fast I’ll tell ya.

Rollins sells a knee to the gut by twitching his legs really fast and Paul Heyman screams “oh my god!!!” ... fucking brilliant performances here ..this RAW is blowing my mind.!

-  Backstage the Street Prophets get Kurt Angle to drink a beer or whatever they drink. And Angle gets to ref Drew McIntyres match later against Cedric Alexander 

WWE fucked up Hansen And Rowe already with a stupid gimmick and names. 

Rest In Peace Harley Race!! All Time Greatest World Champions ever!!! 
#RIPHarleyRace

[B]3 - Drew McIntyre vs Cedric Alexander 

Nothing really happened cept The Fiend Bray Wyatt looking creepy as fuck.
Creepy as ... fuck!!!

[B]4 - New Day vs Gallows and Anderson turns into Big E, Xavier Woods, and Ricochet vs. AJ Styles and the OC??? What? Oh wait...

And they are tag team champs?? This I didn’t have a clue about.. oh and the heels win 

[B]The OC & AJ Styles defeated The New Day & Ricochet

I guess it’s AJ vs Ricochet at SS

Samoa Joe has sympathy for Roman Reigns 

Everyone wants to kill Roman .. the feeling might be mutual.

Women’s tag team title match??? And Peyton Royce and Billie Kay are the current champions? Well damn I read a spoiler here but I am a Asuka fan and of course Paige ...
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[B]5 - Women’s Tag Team Title Match - 4 Way Elimination - Iiconics vs. Mandy Rose & Sonya Deville vs. Asuka & Kairi Sane w/ Paige vs. Alexa Bliss & Nikki Cross

Iconics eliminated first guarantees a new set of champions, then Mandy and Sonya get eliminated, and Alexa pins Kairi Sane!!! This would never happen in Stardom.

[B]New Champions - Asuka & Kairi Sane w/ Paige 
[BI]yes! πŸ”₯🀘🏼😈🀘🏼πŸ”₯

Omg! I hate the Miz.

[B]Miz TV oh a contract signing w/ HBK

Eh!

This show need to end already .. the show is way better than it used to be but it’s still too fucking long. 

Dolph Ziggler? I hate him too. Just for trying to be a stand up comedian.

HBK was my favorite as a kid. Because the athleticism he had I copied. I backyard wrestled too and was the seller taking bumps most of the time. And my gimmick wasn’t HBK it was more Raven but move set? HBK.

What??? Goldberg???
Not a fan of his either.. Ziggler vs. Goldberg doesn’t sound good at all and sweet chin music to Dolph and off the air to goldbergs music

End of show


[I]”It was a show full of a bunch of things going on. I liked it. Way better”.

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